If they don’t contact me by Friday, I will re-open character auditions.
- B.K.
hello!! I did send you a message! Maybe tumblr ate it? I’ll send it again :)
My audition as Dave Strider for Broadwaystuck! (Parody of Super Bass by Nicki Minaj)
I wrote the lyrics myself :) Hope I don’t disappoint!
Lyrics:
this one is for the boy called the “heir of breath”
flying round prospit, never fearing death
got some followers, kind of like my sister rose
and he flies them on a ship with his sick airflows
and he pure, wide-eyed, he might be deprived
he watch films and he got the worst kind of pride
he spry, he fly, he always in the sky
he’s our friendleader but he’s still kinda shy
he’s a muthafuckin egderp, first into our session
does the windy thing and we call him our captain
that’s the kind of dude that he is to us
and yes he’s still lugging that bunny stuffed ***
I said, excuse me you’re a hell of a derp
I mean, seriously egbert, get an ironic shirt
I mean, you can’t wear it and actually like it that’s not how irony works
do I really have to explain this shit to you again…?
(this runs into the next verse where it’s supposed to say “yes I did”)
right now I’m telling you who the eff he is
he is John Egbert, and he flies the skies
got big blue eyes and lots of allies
and boy I wrote a rap parody for you
now you can’t say that I’ve got something to prove
because guess what I rapped the shit out of this stupid song
(oh yes I really did it)
rapped the fuck out of this stupid song
(and now I’m gonna stop)
