Summary: Ryoga is a huge loser, and I, Rio Kamishiro, can 100% vouch for this undeniable fact. The proof lies here, in his not-so-little, not-so-secret crush. Timeskip. University AU. Dangershipping.
(I am posting this specifically for you shaaku even though it’s not even half done yet omg)
shaaku replied to your post “I found that convo while searching for the dangershipping doc I have…”
i’m gonna cry all over you piper please
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one
no but like it didn’t end there.
the archduke ended up getting to his destination, it was on the way back that the driver and the archduke decided to take a shorter route home; the archduke wanted to survey the damage done by his attackers and see for himself. So they’re riding back and the sixith man in the assissination plot, who had already given up and was buying something at the local store by the town, saw the archduke riding by and that “wow what a crazy turn of events” and then killed him, starting world war one.
When I was in World History we watch an actual honest to god serious reenactment by serious actors and even a fucking narrator, and their account specified that the actual assassin, Gavrillo Princip, had just walked out of a sandwich shoppe when he shot the Archduke
i could see that.
i would watch that.
this automatically goes on your blog every winter
whoever doesnt reblog this obviously isnt fetch
It’s two thousand almost 14 and fetch still isn’t going to happen